Below are the 6 most recent journal entries recorded in dead_alpacca's LiveJournal:

Sunday, August 7th, 2005
5:24 pm	Maybe I Have A Problem..... The Hack and Cough S Yay! You scored this many points. Hurray for you!!! You smoke more than a chimney!! I see an oxygen tank in your future, and it's coming quickly. Look on the bright side, you can decorate your O2 tank with cool sticker and decals!! Yipee what fun!! Now that you're done taking this test go find your cigs and light up. Smoke one for me buddy!! My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 92% on smoke points Link: The Cigarette Consumption Test written by cheesyEMT on Ok Cupid Current Mood: confused Current Music: Endless Night - The Doors (1 Comment |Comment on this)
4:39 pm	Me Hades Hades Indeed, you are 91% erudite, 58% sensual, 83% martial, and 75% saturnine. Simply put, Hades was a God of the Underworld, comparable to Midir of the Celts. After dying, a person entered the Underworld by first travelling through the groves of Persephone, onto the gates of Hades which were guarded by the three-headed dog Cerberus, a lot like the Norse "watchdog of hell", Garm. Being the ruler of the Underworld, Hades was naturally the God of Death, but he was also the God of prosperity and wealth. He could be terrifying or generous depending on where one stood in his favour. The way one kept on his good side was by offering him black sheep. Hades didn't get around much, preferring to stay home in the Underworld, a vast underground kingdom of caves and tunnels, with his wife Persephone to whom he was faithful. The Fifteen Gods These are the 15 categories of this test. If you score above average in … …all or none of the four variables: Dagda. … Erudite: Thoth. … Sensual: Frey. … Martial: Mars. … Saturnine: Mictlantecuhtli. … Erudite & Sensual: Amun. … Erudite & Martial: Odin. … Erudite & Saturnine: Anubis. … Sensual & Martial: Zeus. … Sensual & Saturnine: Cernunnos. … Martial & Saturnine: Loki. … Erudite, Sensual & Martial: Lug. … Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: Coyote. … Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: Hades. … Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: Pan. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 95% on erudite You scored higher than 21% on sensual You scored higher than 94% on martial You scored higher than 79% on saturnine Link: The Mythological God Test written by Nitsuki on Ok Cupid Current Mood: calm Current Music: Between Love and Hate - The Strokes (Comment on this)
Friday, August 5th, 2005
5:46 pm	I am genetically supreme to ALL of you- earth scum! 959,390 descendants - you're more genetically fit than 74% of the current population - 959,390. Wow. You're no Mongol warlord, but when you consider today's evolved moral standards, you did just about as well as anyone could on this test. To have that many copies of your genetic code running around in just 32 generations is really impressive. You're at the top of the scoring spectrum: you have the right mixture of intelligence, savvy, and assertiveness to spread your genes like a rock star. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a very long time to come. A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you. Note that you'll have significant offspring with two separate partners; the second of your genetic lines is slighly faded to make the chart easier to read. The second line could represent either a second marriage or an affair: My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on fitnessfactor Link: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005
11:35 pm	A little saucy eh? You Belong in the UK Blimey! A little proper, a little saucy. You're so witty and charming... No one notices your curry breath What English Speaking Country Do You Belong In? Current Mood: horny Current Music: T.V. Eye-Wilde Ratttz (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 20th, 2005
2:30 pm	I Want A Cult Again the purpose of this entry is to please my dearest, fattest and meanest (and only) flatmate, the lovely Annaleise adamma_adara . Today my neighbours got evicted, yet they are probably making the most of today just as someone being scentenced to life in jail doesn't really care for consequences. This, while being very amusing because I would be rather pleased if one of them moved to the other side of the city, or country, is still rather annoying because the other neighbour happens to be my boyfriend. I am not sure why I am recapping the days procedings, perhaps because it is still sinking in and I need to confirm it in my mind- Because really I think Annaleise, you my friend will be the only one who reads this... So seeing as this entry is pointless, I shall continue to ramble. Today I am supposed to be getting a visit from my little 16 year old friends... I have much influence over younger boys, and I am trying to mould them into the begginings of a cult. Anyhow the reasons they are coming over is because I owe one of them (Jacob) a pack of smokes because he confessed his love to Paul to Annaleise and gave him a kiss. I knew I would lose the bet because Jacob has some rather obvious homosexual tendancies so it was not that difficult for him to accept man-love. Well must clean the house as there is a rent inspection tomorrow and I doubt I will get anything done later tonight. Current Mood: angry Current Music: the excessively loud music eminating from next door (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 19th, 2005
3:33 pm	Just to please my favourite... A simple entry which won't take up much of my time, that exists for one purpose only: my dear flatmate. I have finally updated you whinging bitch. Jennifer left me again today... she is making a nasty habit of it. But each time she visits I take another one of her possessions, like her beanbag, and her towl, and her lighter, sort of moving her in ever so slowly. Back to university yesterday, today was the second day of semester and I did not go, off to such a great start for the rest of the year. HAPPY ANNALEISE???? Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: Hoodoo Man - Buddy Guy & Junior Wells (1 Comment |Comment on this)